I had exactly zero interest in the NFL this season until I started reading these this summer. Not sure this was the intention but dayum boy you can write.

I would like to see her take up boxing next

My big concern is that you saved the box, and also looked up how to best save the box; while we all appreciate your honesty, this is not the behavior of a casual purchaser....

“She’ll presumably ‘face’ a judge”, that’s some Platinum Trophy level writing right there...

I don’t wanna be THAT guy, but typically genus names are capitalized whereas species names would be lowercase #themoreyouknow

Not to be that guy but being colder doesn’t have anything to do with higher risk of getting sick.