OH THANK GOD THERE’S SHADE COURT TODAY. Now the year can end on a not-totally-horrifying note. Bless you, Kara.

So I was a vegetarian for many years for moral reasons, and people always liked to sort of pick fights with me about it along the lines of “well you don’t eat meat, BUT I BET YOU EAT SKITTLES AND THEY’RE MADE WITH HORSE BONES*” or “UR SHOES HAVE LEATHER IN THEM I BET” or whatever. Which, I mean, they aren’t wrong, but…

Don’t punish the whole class just because a handful of people are misbehaving!

Do not spend a second of your life worrying about me.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.