Why are they called Steamed Decks when they are obviously grilled?

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

80k for a PSL? Looks like you can get CTE from just watching the NFL.

I went to a hayfield in Buxton once.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Lesbian porn is like a Ferrari and Lamborghini racing down a mountain road, side-by-side, trading the lead, back and forth, as a stunning sunset fades in the distance. Male and female straight porn is like a gorilla jumping up and down on the seats of a 1985 convertible Corvette.

Ok, now watch this one:

It’s almost like Xbox is ran by a company that also dabbles in computer software.

Before people kneejerk at the title and think Win10 is somehow more awful at playing games than the versions before it: this only applies to games bought off the Windows Store. All other traditional games (like ones bought off Steam or installed from a disc) work just fine, and more or less exactly like they would in…

“I guess we’ll come out wearing dresses tomorrow.”

...Why, in the name of God, would you fire Frank Darabont? The man is one of the only people to successfully adapt King to the screen, not just once, but repeatedly. And King is freakin impossible to adapt well.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

Must suck to have an ugly sister and have to resort to cousins.