Huh. College DOES prepare you for the real world.

Thank you. I’ve been wondering about this case for months.

Yeah I’m too distracted by Cheryl to even notice that other guy.

Can we just...

I thought the market was super saturated right now?

Anyone doing NaNoWriMo?

I was getting pissed at the all-caps until I saw the screen name.

Hehehehe!

I’m a receptionist. There’s an unspoken rule about being good looking enough for the front desk.

Reading Lagoon by Nnedi Okorafor for book club.
Re-reading A Thin Dark Line by Tami Hoag for me.

Interesting! I wonder why do some people notice these things and not others? My roommates these days don’t believe in these things and very vocally discourage me from entertaining the idea that I’m seeing or sensing things. But I believe in my dreams, I collect tarot cards and I do think that there’s more to our…

I had the most ridiculous crush on that man and thought he was brilliant. Heard he got married to a woman who is equally if not more brilliant.

I will die if I don’t make a joke out of everything.

Yeah, I’m in my 30's and I have to remind myself that he’s only 25 and, you know, completely unaware that I exist.

So here’s one of mine. Two years ago, I was living in a fantastic apartment in Harlem. I’m talking two bedroom, washer and dryer, dishwasher and backyard. I loved that place even though it had major issues.

Alright, but I need to know how can I get my hair to look like that.

I still can’t get over the fact that he’s 31. I’m 33.

The Swedish version is all you need. Noomi was a fantastic Lisbeth.

Nothing on this green earth is going to fix that skin and liver damage.

Nothing on this green earth is going to fix that skin and liver damage.