It’s the cow uprising.

Why do you think in big box stores baby formula and diapers are either behind the registers or heavily monitored? They’re the most stolen items, and people know this.

I LOVE HER. She also wrote the screenplay for the Fright Night remake, which was pretty fantastic.

Fat rolls are not completely natural. The fat epidemic is a result of the greedy lifestyle of the 20th century.

I wrote for them throughout high school and still have many friends there. It’s one of the few facts I can bet on.

There’s no dash between Hartford and Courant.

Late to the party, but in 2010 Puerto Rico issued all new birth certificates, invalidating any of the old ones. Imagine finding that out while waiting in line at the DMV.

“The NYPD does not have an obligation to train officers not to commit sexual assault because it is an obvious criminal act.”

What’s a good mid-price vape? Asking for a friend who keeps getting asthma form blunts...

I’ve always been enamored with Indian culture, and would love to learn more. But then I see things like this, and it breaks my heart. I know we shouldn’t judge an entire people based on the acts of a few, but how, as someone who is just starting to learn about the culture, am I supposed to process things like this?…

She was totally offering him a piece.

I just re-watched the Flog Your Log scene... was she proposing a threesome or was she just fucking with him?

I think Danny and Rizzo understood each other better than anyone. The knowing looks he gave her when he first acted a fool in front of Sandy? That was clearly a cry for help.

Fo’ sho’.

Someone on the Jezebel knows Nostalgia Critic o.O

I tried watching the novela a few days ago but can’t get past the overacting, the male gaze POV (she’s in her underwear for like 90% of the first episode) and the fact that there’s a rape scene in the first episode. Does the book have all that?

But, her boobs ARE covered.

Do we though? Do we?

Erm... do we call it the Big Apple?

She said in an interview after this that the headpiece was so heavy it ripped a lot of her hair out. She had to cut it soon after.