Not her:

Choking the ladies is “non-criminal” harassment. Disobeying the bouncer is “criminal” trespass.

Probably blow around 10 million in tax payer money for yet another lavish vacation

I’m having trouble thinking of what Michelle Obama can possibly say that WOULDN’T have caused Jezebel to fall all over themselves.

Someone running for President defended a child rapist in court.

Hillary could have chosen not to take the child rapist case.

Exactly! Hillary got a child rapist off the hook, but she’s a woman so lets make her President.

They should have set up a Virtual HR Room to fire them with an animation of all submissions going to the Recycle Bin where they belong.

They take shits on their escalators too.

If he was really brave he would’ve worn a skirt like that brave genius Willow Smith.

Or hes a dumbass kid who thinks he already knows how the world works.