Kelce: [mutters insult]

....For three days

That’s because Marcy Playground is a good band.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Paul Allen agrees. He was into that whole “Yale Thing.”

I love how Mama Bear is the one to teach them to choke up with two strikes, because Papa Bear is a free swinger and does not care for your analytics statboy.

That is one awkward fucking run.

That explains the popularity of automatic transmission costumes for Halloween in Europe

Afraid to drive auto? That sounds weird.

Considering how successful Rockstar was with the PC port of GTA5, my guess it is coming 6 months later...

PC?

As a life long White Sox fan, I can safely say no.

Hard to believe that Cubs fan has supplanted a lifetime of douchebaggery in just one game.

Are they playing the Yankees or Nazi Germany? Then no.

Counterpoint: No.

Good thing Torry Holt is retired or who knows what kind of hell would have broken loose.

I don’t want to get all Gregg Easterbrook, but is it really OK to break out the googles, champagne and special t-shirts when you’ve just qualified as one of two wild card teams?

I thought Derek Jeter retired last season.

Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.

Claims to have a soul. Claims he’d be OK with a Cardinals WS win. Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.