Assuming he watches. When my daughter was born, there could have been 6 zebras doing handstands on unicycles and blowing each other behind me, for all I know.

Really what they should do is have the baby essentially a piggy bank that requires X amount of dollars per day on diapers, wipes and food. If the bank doesn’t get it’s daily deposit in time, you fail the class and lose the money.

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Yes her father. If you were involved in raising a kid you should never fuck that kid. End of story.

I’m sorry, his stepdaughter makes it so much better. Or maybe we should refer to Soon Yi as his children’s sister?

This... this is some hot garbage, mate.

Is it possible to say something about one trans person without it equating to saying it about all trans people?

also see also: that guy from Sum 41 she married.

Dress Barn.

I would call it more of a red flag with a blue X and white stars down the X, but let’s not get caught up in the minor details.

I understand this baby is not an infant, but often infants aren’t on a feeding schedule. My 6 week old, for example, sometimes randomly wants to eat every 20 minutes all GD afternoon. I don’t think it’s appropriate to say that that trip to the mall wasn’t an emergency. When you are caring for a baby all day, sometimes…

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

From what I read, courtesy of a military lady I follow on twitter, the hand on the heart is just a thing schools teach kids, it’s not a requirement. As long as you stand during the anthem, that’s all that’s necessary.

You don’t have to, you can also stand there with your hands held in front or behind you. Gabby just can’t ever do right my Twitter, her hair isn’t right, her hands aren’t right, her skin isn’t right. She just keeps on doing her thing, winning gold.

As a Canadian I have to say, yet again, that Americans get angry over the stupidest shit.

No joke, the Final Five are the most insanely talented team of gymnasts we have ever had, including the 2012 Fierce Five and the Magnificent Seven. Every single one of those ladies is just ridiculously good and if the 2-per-country rule were not in place, we could probably take all thee medal spots in the individual…

Honestly whoever designed the gymnastic team’s leotards was a genius.

Is it worth it? Maybe. It’s worth it to me to not send my daughter to a school where girls are raped in the locker rooms, bomb threats are called in weekly, metal detectors and guards are at the doors, failing teachers and students and a 41%rate of kids going on to higher education.

Oh, Celine. I think you’re ready to be a young, confident single woman for the first time in your life.

Didn’t she say the same thing after Deathly Hallows?