That’s not her Instagram

i am sitting at home, elevating a bum foot, and binge watching game of thrones while folding laundry and working on etsy shop goods. solidarity on your lack of lakehouse. <3

Yeah no I’m preeetty sure it’s in reference to the people who randomly set off fireworks at all hours in the days before and after the actual holiday. In neighborhoods. That shit spooks and pisses me off and I’m no vet. It’s illegal in almost every city to set them off within city limits anyway. Don’t be waking up…

That is really great for those vets that they do not have PTSD or some other illness that a person cannot just talk themselves out of, no matter how much the person who wrote that posting thinks it makes folks a “broken victim”.

I used to be, but then I left my then husband for the boyfriend. Decided to go monogamist for him. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with polyamory and totally encourage it for those who prefer this lifestyle. (For those curious, the ex and I are still good friends and we parted on good terms.)

I’m in season 4 but I skipped most of season 3. I wanted to get to all the drama with Sam and his demon blood issues. Sooo good!! I love a bad boy story line.

I’m posting pictures of my cats...

I’m house-sitting for my parents because they have more of a life than I do! Here’s to no plans!

Can you gradually scale back contact with your mother? See her less often, for shorter visits, with longer gaps in between? You are not obligated to spend time with toxic people just because they are related to you.

Too bad for her. Go enjoy your weekend with your wife and ignore all calls from mom.

All I can guess is, they didn’t like the way you drove for some dumb-ass reason? But anyone who leaves a note like that is the one who needs to get a life.

That’s cool for them, but not everyone feels that way—- especially the guys who were drafted into Viet Nam, like my neighbor. Consideration is free for everyone.

It’s not for everyone but it’s not to be ashamed of, either. You get that D. You deserve it.

Gonna go get my septum pierced. Because nothing fixes a broken heart like having a hole poked in your face. Then finishing off my pink wine!

Get it girl!

Just here to announce that Bridesmaid Season 2016 has finally come to an end! I loved both brides deeply, but it’s nice to have my weekends back... especially since I met a cute guy at the final wedding last weekend... ;) ;) ;)

I just started watching Supernatural and I LOVE it!! I don’t know why it took me so long to start.

Garden thread ☘🌿🌲

Officially participated in my first booty call type situation (went in with my eyes open and all). Feeling a pretty equal mixture of pride and self-loathing. I will accept Internet high fives and assurances that everything is going to be alright.