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If Haim bring back Lilith Fair, people like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez will end up headlining and then what’s the point of bringing back Lilith Fair!! I want to wear my Birkenstocks and listen to angsty chick rock.

Save some cheekbones for the rest of us, sheesh.

Yes. There was something, non-violent, going on outside of my house. Lots of noise, yelling, drunkenness... I thought about calling the cops but then looked outside and saw that they were just young black men goofing around. Sure they were annoying, but I wasn’t gonna have their blood on my hands. Calling the cops

You could bury me under a hundred of the fluffiest and most playful kittens on earth, and I’d still do little to wash away the absolute clusterfuck presented in the article.

Gee. It's a real mystery why the vast majority of rapes are never reported.

homeschooling never wins. even here, somehow.

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No, she was also very talented. And honest, which is always interesting in an artist.

Between him and Miles Teller and the director, I pity everyone who had the misfortune to work on that Fantastic Four movie.

look at abby breslin lookin like a fucking bad bitch

In my mind, Abigail is totally side-eyeing Lea’s “try hard.”

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At least John McCain has her back (or did in 2012):

Anyone who is scared of a spider is nuts. Why just the other day, one was helping my wife do dishes!

A woman named Angela Kipp

As a counterpoint:

She could have, and nearly did, cause her own child to die. Over a spider. But, yeah, go easy on her.

Sure, but does your phobia cause you to place your child and the public in immediate danger?

Everybody has baby hairs...

I just can’t with her facial expression. Just... nope.

Still going with that facial expression though?

absolutely ratchet and absurd