I’d love to see a shot chart, but the details for the game from NBA.com/stats are great.

Thanks! I was but a young lad, but the Tyson-Spinks fight was purchased on PPV at my house. My dad had tons of friends and family over, lots of food prepared, etc. Needless to say the gathering did not last as long as expected.

It’s eggsactly what you think it is - this is the aftermath of a very large Denver omelet.

With some cream. Mine is a little brown. Like the poop I smell wafting over from my kid’s diaper right after the overnight (wet) change. This quick poop follow-up is a thing for everyone, right? (And I’m in California, so it’s really early here).

Not the first time France has capitulated to a fascist.

I’m confused on your reporting here. Pretty sure he did end up in Milwaukee.

Nah, Lebron recognized he couldn’t defend against the crab dribble. Perfectly legal.

Who’d have thought the guys behind the scenes would make the First Take bloviators look like upstanding citizens by comparison? Crap, that is terrible.

Since the edit button has abandoned me like Kyle Wagner, let me state that my previous reply should’ve ended with “Pen-ell-oh-puh.”

Deadcasts man... Mah-gary? Seriously? I’ve been thinking mahg-ery this whole time. What, is Burneko pronounced Bhar-Neekho too? Biggest pronunciation re-examination since I realized it wasn’t Pen-nell-oh-pee.

She was obviously consenting to a hug. That’s not Kobe’s type.

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Substituting in Donald Trump would’ve made it too easy to answer.

“Jenrry was my most special friend. My only friend. We was together all the time; we was like peas and carrots Jennry and I.”

I really do like this idea, thanks for writing about it Kevin.

Donald Trump announced his opposition to the change since it could lead to “thousands cheering in new jerseys.”

But D’Angelo had to smirk as Lebron backed away humming “How does it feel?”

Goodwin tried to diffuse the situation, but his exasperated call of “I admit I can be a real mother fucker” backfired.

Sounds like great individual effort by Delmon here. He chokes early, but is able to find his stroke by the end of the day.

Turn both cheeks, +1