Cowboy Justin Timberlake is headed for the exit.

Despite the loss, Walford has been named the promotion’s #2 contender.

Defecate in the Mountain State

TL;DR. Providing basketball players with cars is nothing new. What boggles my mind is that they could only arrange for them to get shitty Fords.

Chris Berman: Did you hear Coach Tomsula at that press conference?

Maybe I’m misreading, or maybe they’re all sarcastic - but the replies to this comment seem a bit confused.

“Bird, off the glass! Yes!” - Marv Albert

Trent Dilfer: Did I tell you about the time I ran into Jim Tomsula during the offseason while I was delivering a motivational speech?

Yeah, sorry I could have been more clear - Bonds never failed a MLB test (they didn’t begin testing until 2003). I’m definitely not saying Bonds was clean - he almost certainly did steroids. I just think it’s pretty stupid for the HOF to base induction on whether or not a player has been linked to steroids when they…

Yep, I agree with both of you. Put in the best baseball players. Leave the selective moralizing elsewhere.

Bonds never failed a test. I don’t see how Ortiz or any other suspected or proven PED user could get in before Bonds. (I mean, I can see it happening but it’d be completely unfair and based on a combination of “Bonds is a dick” and “<3 Boston.”)

No. Calling a woman a “twat” is one of the lowest insults you can hurl. “hey fuck you man” is completely justified.

What? No. “hey fuck you man” is a perfectly acceptable response to being called a twat.

This sucks. :(

CC's Brawl at Music Factory Makes You Go Hmmm

Brilliant, +1

Rex does love a good heel.

Wow, that’s pretty cool. He was trotting around the bases well before the turn of the centaury.

Then the kid looked at me while I was pushing one out, and he was like, “I don’t like these smells.” YOU’RE THE ONE WHO ASKED TO COME IN, KIDDO.