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GAME ARE NOT MOVIE

MF never dated her, that was a stupid rumor. Please...we have Cosby, yall have Woody. Enough already. Check his dating stats, he dates women his age. May peace be upon him and his throughout this horrible tragedy.

I often wonder if there is a limit to the self-hatred that a child can achieve through bullying/social alienation/etc. For instance, I was a white kid in a school of mostly white kids, but I was constantly teased for being fat and kind of dense and for keeping quiet most of the time. To me, it was about as bad as my…

Yeah but that puppy looked absolutely miserable.

Notoriously discovered as an artist by Diplo after literally barfing on him with a seasick stomach

Funny. I saw the article title and thought Lizzie McGuire before I thoroughly read it. After reading this, there was nothing but disappointment.

SCRATCH EVERYTHING I JUST SAID... Just watched when I rule the world and she was holding a REALLY fucking cute dog, so like, i’ll allow her to exist.

She lost me when she said ‘this one’s for my peoples’

OMG. Her vocal fry is unreal. “I was such a brawwwt.”

There’s no shame in that. I see pubic grooming like the jimmies on a hot fudge sundae: I’m there for the ice cream, and jimmies are a nice bonus, but I’m not gonna complain either way - I’m still having it!

I barfed a mid-bj when I was 18, drunk, blowing my then-boyfriend during a party (I know, classy). The worst thing is that I tried to pretend it didn’t happen and then proceeded to try to brush the puke off his balls. He stayed with me until I broke up with him a year later. Poor guy.

This might have happened to me once. Maybe.

Yes. Why don’t guys understand how hard a blow job is?! IT’S CALLED A BLOW JOB!

I’m going with Conquest because I miss my brother, essentially, and think that the family that raises you is more important than blood.

If it was the choice between sex and no sex, I think you might be sufficiently motivated to find a way... ;)

Yeah, I had to shave my husband before he had his vasectomy and he complained about the hair growing back. And when it did grow back it was bristled and wiry instead of soft like before.

The worst sex I've ever had was after he shaved and there was stubble. My poor chafed clit.

Fucking everything. I just turned 30 and for some reason I just feel ancient. I feel so old I should have my own group of crazy cultists making sacrifices in my name. Ia! Ia! Eldritch fhtagn!

I apparently have not watched Modern Family in an extremely long time.