An ad for pregnancy tests, in my case.

also what’s wrong w being a ho

Yeah, this is like the argument I’ve heard from more than one white person I’ve known over the years that, “Well, I don’t call all black people, niggers, just the one’s who act like it. Hell, I call white people, nigger, if they act like that!”

“If you’re a bitch, you’re probably not going to like us,” he says. “If you’re a ho, you probably don’t like us. If you’re not a ho or a bitch, don’t be jumping to the defense of these despicable females. Just like I shouldn’t be jumping to the defense of no punks or no cowards or no slimy son of a bitches that’s men.…

My friend went to an Ice Cube record signing and made him sign a copy of Are We There Yet? Who’s a ho now, Ice Cube?

Dude, when I visited San Francisco for the first time last year, I went to Fisherman’s Wharf TWICE. It took me a million hours to make it out to the Golden Gate Bridge, because the bus wasn’t running that day. After 45 min, I was like, “It’s a bridge– I’m done.” And I went back to see the sea lions again.

I only like it because I like watching the Segway tours, which I think are hilarious. I take visitors to Fort Point, Marina Green, and Chinatown. And then—back to Oakland for some great food and beer!

It was after Toby=A turned out to be bullshit that I started questioning my desire to know who it really was, because who better than Toby? He was so perfect! They had perfection, and then... they gave it up willingly to keep stringing us along. No bueno.

But half the plot twists end up being, like, X character went to a coffee shop! And ordered the same kind of coffee that A ordered last week! They’re A!!! Oh, wait... false alarm, they added soy.

This is what game developers should do with pirates, rather then DRM. I know Pirates will find a way around it but its a friendly reminder to support the game.

these are all really good

mouthbreather

Kirk pointed this out.

I assure you, if I could issue orders to my people, “try to read with an open mind” would be way up the list.

“ I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind.”

That’s me.

My cats bite and claw me everyday. I deserve it because I’m alive.