this is 1000% correct advice that I almost certainly will not listen to.

Halfway through the episode, I realized I couldn’t make myself care about any character on True Detective. And then when True Detective gave way to Ballers, I realized Ballers is somehow infinitely more compelling. (note: i will defend anything Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson does to my dying breath). How is a show about a…

:(

Oh damn. I mean. Damn. He’s going to be missed.

God, I wouldn’t even be mad if you fessed up and said it was a prank...

As someone who recently put together his first PC, I can tell you it’s nothing like putting together legos...

But people don’t enjoy doing it. You think some guy bringing in half a mill a year is going to balk at a couple of grand extra just to put no extra work in? Man it’s half the reason people make money, to not have to do things.

Some people don’t like building their own PCs, and if you have the money to afford this then...why not?

Ugh so sad. It’s strange to think stuff like this can still happen today with all our technology and how much of the wilderness we’ve conquered and tamed, but I guess it just goes to show you there are still places that are remote and wild enough to be dangerous.

Or Ben Affleck.

Your bar scene must appear onscreen. Flesh out the rest of that script. Brah.

That is a good story

I think i’ll skip this game out of protest. Fuck konami.

r/wow already fixed the poster.

Reading that just made me inhale probably a pretty dangerous amount of solid food. That’s exactly what Charlie Sheen said to Mario Lopez. Like you’re exactly right.

So if you have a bunch of beans, and you spill them, they get everywhere and roll into all kinds of nooks and crannies and no matter how hard you try to clean them up you’re still finding them days later in unexpected places. Much like how if you tell a secret people will spread it around and it won’t be a secret…

I’m willing to bet that the story that Charlie Sheen told Mario Lopez was neither “hilarious” nor “classic.”