I get it a lot. This name is nearly a decade old; you should have seen the Young RantKid’s Rants! Please don’t watch any of my old videos though. You’ve been warned:

At least I’m consistent :)

I think these are hilarious. I’d totally pay $0.49 for a chicken companion with a backpack and helmet.

There’s one for Kerbal Space Program that has over 1500 hours on record; all it says: “It’s pretty good.”

Seeing this irritated my eyes for some reason.

What i like about steam reviews is that you can see hours on record. “This game sux” played for 346 hours

Haha the Metroid one looks a bit like an old-school FPS from Doom era~ C:

Do you guys ever bump into another lady on the street and wonder to yourself if they’re a fellow Jezebel commenter because I do all the time. And then I think wouldn’t it be crazy if like adultsaur’s doctor IRL is yoga nerd md and neither of them knows it.

As you should. Carry on.

This is exactly why democracy doesn’t work, Kirk.

I will object to your #1 by leaving this here:

Ok that’s a pretty great comeback

I take this list very seriously. This is a serious list.

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”

And, like, the WHOLE POINT is that if you have to be extraordinary in order to get paid the same as mediocre white men, THAT’S UNFAIR.

The real-time elements, like supplies getting used up, zombie build-up, and survivors fleeing the community, that occur while you’re not playing have been drastically scaled back since the early days, making it much more enjoyable.

Right now it might be better to just look up some mods for the game and wait for them to actually fix some bugs....

That's fucking hardcore.

I own this ON LASERDISK.