I don’t think I’ve seen an update for the game since last summer? Like June or something? Never noticed any improvements when it came to optimization, just bug fixes.

It runs okay on my PC (i7, GTX970) but it’s definitely not well-optimized. Most of the technical issues that were around on the original are still there. If you already own the base game on PC, I’d say just play that some more (it’s probably gotten some patches since you first played?) and see if you like it, then…

So long as it doesn’t contain any preservatives or that weird orange coloring agent, I’ll still eat it.

See, Food Babe is right. Easy Mac is bad for you.

“A few jobs in the entertainment industry” = porn, right?

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

John Boehner writes:

One of the best most enlightening articles I’ve read about understanding issues women face. The idea that straight men fixate on adolescent girls is no big secret, but wow, is it creepy. Seems like there should be less talk about the gay agenda / gay marriage and America’s need to sexualize young girls.

The real issue is they didn’t even try to go for lighting elements to make the game look like that art. Totally possible, just look at Guilty Gear Xrd. It’s even on the same engine.

I don’t even think you’d need 2D art for that look. All they’d have to do is use different shaders and balance the materials accordingly.

wish they had went with look like the early conept art

And now, a timeline of future events.

Apparently the payed service got shut down.

Ahhh! Woooh! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a...…

“Personally, I don’t have strong feelings either way...”

Like all major gaming websites, Kotaku is not a giant amoeba but in fact has 14 full-time staff each with his or her own opinions on just about everything, including this whole modding fiasco. Personally, I don’t have strong feelings either way — I think modders deserve to make money off their work, but I also see why…

AWW FUCK THIS!!

Wait.

I’d love to see Satan’s day planner.

The chicken and the fish too? They actually seemed, while definitely being satirical, like they took some work, and were decently priced.