6 months ago I’d have laughed at this, even if I was rich, but for my last PC I actually splashed out and got a good case. Now I wish I could go back in time and get good cases for all my other PCs,

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Good bye for today internet.

That always happens on the first blind playthrough through a souls game. Because they never shove information right in front of your face, which is why the NG+ is much more rewarding than in most games.

And YOU get a Fleshlight. And YOU get a Fleshlight!

Apparently it is waaaaaay better.

I have an ex who got a fleshlight because his form of masturbation was the “death grip” that Dan Savage often talks about. It made it extremely hard for him to orgasm in any way other than by masturbating because nothing could give that same extreme stimulation. There were other issues present, but still this is an…

I think I’m going for chicks primarily too now. Sorry guys, you’re pretty much all too awful. Prove me wrong!

You know, a friend who has been an incredible dog his whole life (he’s 50) got a Fleshlight as a gag gift from a friend. He fell IN LOVE with it. Says his whole life would have been different if he had one when he was younger. Maybe we should start a Fleshlight Fund for those PUA guys.

pretty sure that’s serial killer code for “wear your skin as a dress”

He drinks budwesier out of a can, so you know he makes bad decisions.

Can they prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she was unable to consent?

I’m not sure you understand what rape means. No one is being forced to purchase any content. It is entirely optional.

I have some really difficult and conflicting feelings about this.

Jon u r abandoning us in our tiem of need

Steam forums make Gamefaqs boards seem like reasonable discussion.

...you do realise steam is not the developer of those games and the problems you just outlined would still be an issue on your PC regardless of who you bought the games from right?

remember: we are supposed to hate our bodies, especially the sexy bits. otherwise, how does patriarchy?

Oh dear God, now I have to live the rest of my life knowing that something called BroBible exists.

roast beef curtain

Pornsex is awesome! :D