ilostmyoldburner
ilostmyoldburner
ilostmyoldburner

A friend of a friend apparently slept with Henry Rollins, and when he came, he yelled ‘FEEL THE SEED OF ROLLINS!’.

Imma come back in an hour after more people have gotten a chance to comment

There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

This is great Kinja

Ah good to know. California's in an epic drought but really, keep that grass green for the elitist sport and stupid hipsters to ruin.

Maybe my lack of love for the PVP side of Dark Souls is colouring my opinion somewhat, but in terms of the straight-up PVE experience I think it’s easily the worst. The bosses are boring, there’s far more cheap deaths than should ever be allowed in a Souls game and the environments make no sense within the context of

Yup... 16 hours into the game and that fire longsword at +9 is still my primary weapon; only changed it up at the Smelter Demon for obvious reasons...

I pumped up my carry weight specifically to carry the Pursuer Great Shield. I'm still running Falconer armor but I've also got a +9 Heide Knight sword. Beastly! :D

The always available NPC summons have made the game less frustrating. I welcome that change because I’ve already beat the original version, I don’t want to beat my head against the wall all over again just to get to the DLC (which I never played).

More importantly, RAMZA!

Two months clean and counting!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......WHA? Huh....Destiny? Oh. *rolls back over* zzzzz....

Basically simulating what it’s like to use the Tidal app.

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

I just learned that apparently by killing Rom in Bloodborne I actually helped push the world closer to destruction. At least that’s what the internet tells me.

Limping Sif hit me hard, and it didn’t help there was a rumor after release that you could let him live, which made me feel worse, which went away when it was debunked. Then it came back after learning his full story.

Never has a game made me feel like such an ass as that moment when I was like” Fuck you and your big ass mace!” only to walk up to the maiden and ebfore I can attack she just looks up at you.”You killed all that mattered to me. Are you happy now? Here have your precious soul.” and kills herself. I think I sat there

Man, those DC fanboys will just not let that Green Lantern movie go...

“Sorrow and guilt”