I loved the hell out of Uncharted 2’s online MP, and this looks right up that alley, but obviously all next-gen-like. Count me in.

I’ve been on the fence about Nuclear Throne ever since it hit early access. I’d heard it was awesome, but the art looked bland, and the gameplay videos did nothing for me.

This fucking gif.

How the hell does someone do that? Like... what? All I can think is judicious use of prepackaged assets - but even then. Goddamn.

But, like, nuanced villains, and stuff.

Considering the amount of griefing that happens in survival games already, this does not seem like it will end well.

It’s truly the saddest sort of timeless quote.

#notallgeeks

This is not the intended takeaway from this post.

I hear you - still struggling with this myself, today.

“smearing feces all over stuff.”

Drunk friend is a dick. It results in some retrospective chuckles on an anonymous comment section of a website. Anonymous person takes umbrage at this. And yet, somehow, the world continues to turn...

Agree to disagree!

Bruh. You’re taking this awful seriously for an anecdote in response to a tangential comment on a Jezebel article. Lighten up!

Shrug. As you said, each to their own.

True. It wasn’t something I’d ever say directly to anyone. But - passive as I am - I also couldn’t help but admire her no-filter drunken boldness, even if it was a bit rude and uncalled for.

Someone, think of the boobies!

I was hanging out with a very drunk friend one night, and this dude with plugs that size (or larger) came to our table to give us cigarette coupons (??), and she unabashedly proceeded to tell him that she thought the size of his plugs was obscene. He was quite clearly incensed.

Her movies are really good! If, perhaps, slightly pretentious. But I still love them.

Looks like they’ve got a lot of the actual, legit people from the franchise behind this - which is pretty rad. After Until Dawn, I’m definitely up for some more B-horror gaming.