That trailer has a serious Pixar vibe to it.

Not an idiot! Love is hard, and moving on is no simple thing.

I can sympathize with all of this very well.

To be fair, Playboy’s website has had some pretty good articles lately.

Okay - now it sounds like my life again.

Thanks for the kind words!

Damn. That sounds very similar to my life - minus the eventual happy ending. Congrats on that! (Note: Not sarcasm.)

*gives another internet solidarity hug*

Somewhere, upon seeing this, Kim K shakes a rueful fist at the sky.

Perhaps there’s hope for me yet, then!

It did feel a bit like the ol’, “You can’t fire me, I QUIT!” sort of thing.

*solidarity internet hug*

Thank ye, fellow Internet Stranger! The fun part was when they called a week after I’d decided that, and when I explained I could no longer bear to talk, they were like: “Oh. Well, I was calling to say we probably shouldn’t talk anymore, so I’m glad we’re on the same page...”

To be fair, I’m currently engaged in what one might call “panic dating” to keep myself from sinking too deeply into the sad. So I might not be all that tough after all.

“What’s more likely and more common is that everyone discovers that the realities of just being friends still are far too brutal—you feel exactly the same as before, only heartsick, and now you have to pretend you don’t care if they fuck someone else. Oh, but you do care.”

Lawsuit incoming!

Huh. This actually seems a lot like Final Fantasy Type:0.

It’s the eyes! Or something. I hate to say it, but I can see it too. And I don’t know why! She doesn’t look like a pig. But they did kinda make that pig look like her.

The cringe.

Streaming earned this dude enough to buy a $4.5 million house?