I like this logic. It’s so pleasingly circular.

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

Doesn’t matter, some developer is probably furiously at work on hand-recognition software as we speak.

I’m really impressed they’re that savvy and protective of their privacy.

oh my god, someone help, I have fallen down a hole of narcissistic teen trends.

That sounds like a like the kind of place that would lead to all sorts of fucked up stuff happening.

They’ve either never had a facial or they’re really into the pain involved in facial extractions while the esthetician continually repeats the phrase, “Don’t touch your face.”

Maybe just some theoretical sex descriptions would work without bringing my parents genitals into the mix. Theoretical genitals = A-OK.

I’d be happy to go my whole life without hearing my mom describe my dad’s penis in any way.

I’m very pregnant, and my kid (3.5 years old) knows that there’s a baby in Mommy’s tummy that’s going to come out soon. But the other day he asked me, out of nowhere, with a comedically furrowed toddler brow, “Mommy, how did the baby get IN your tummy?”

The Jewish vampire question is truly idiotic. Isn’t the answer clearly, “Yes”?

I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.

“It’s a big thing that’s present in the white liberal community. That, “I’m talking about it so I’m doing something.” No, you’re just talking about it. And you’re talking about it usually to other white liberals. You’re not really doing anything here. Talking is not action. Don’t just look at what you say. Look at how…

Woke bae

It will be entitled “Pink Lemonade.”

I felt such incredible pride watching her concede—never have I admired her more than her confronting the greatest wall of adversity any of us has ever faced in public life. She was truly presidential through each oncoming wave of adversity and malice, starting 18 months ago. She WAS the president during her speech,…

I think he did. If anything Johnson most likely helped make this closer for Hillary than it otherwise would’ve been. Trump won whether Gary Johnson existed or not.

This Victoria’s Secret Angels outtake photo is one way to respond, but I don’t know if it’s quite right.