LOL!

I guess the Bachelors can have as much sex as they want to, but the Bachelorette has to be “in love” to have some sex. SMH, man...

Can we talk to Trump’s ex wives about how they handled his infidelity too? Fuuuuuck.

Social media can be creepy as fuck.

I’m wearing 16 now and am so bummed. But not so bummed out that I didn’t eat some cake yesterday. Today is another day...

Jarvis has proven himself to be a really fucked up manager.

You would manage on your own because you had no choice but to do that. Single parenting isn’t terrible but it’s really hard sometimes. I hardly ever get a break, and I bear all of the financial responsibility but I wouldn’t trade either for having to co parent with an a-hole, or someone who made me feel inadequate as…

Bruh. Wow.

lol!

I recently saw an ugly and hairy baby.

One hundo percent coverage for a vaginal birth...I had some good insurance 5 years ago. No longer....

Ashley and Mary-Kate need to stop smoking and Gaga looks bad.

If you have an epidural, you might not shit for days. Drink some prune juice to get things moving.

Yes.

I’d probably wear shit like that if I looked like her too.

It’s not like he said that he wanted to jizz on her face. She’s a model, she’s sexy...so what if old boy commented.

Are they also offering anti-virals and antibiotics from all the shit people are going to pick up from licking their poop covered fingers?

Yeah, people get all mad.

Sure, but having a baby when you’re older is freaking rough. Granted I was almost 40...that shit made me tired.

And 50? Fuuuuck.