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We have to make everything about men!!

Looks great and with support; sign me up.

My kid would have sat still for about 5 seconds.

I love this dress.

Always with the face

I think so!

dying!!

You know she didn’t hang that shirt on a wire hanger!

Those shoes!

Nah, she has that bump on it.

I dig this color on her.

This was some cringeworthy shit. Also, 90% of the women looked the same; with some token minorities thrown in there. And you know homeboy isn’t going to pick one of them.

People forget that with these kinds of dresses it’s best to go with one outrageous thing: showing boob, ok, go with a more conservative silhouette, showing a lot of skin on top, go longer on the bottom...

So shiny.

She looks amazing without all of the fake hair.

Wtf is this outfit?

This outfit is very “huge divorce settlement cougar”.

No.

Shit, I was laughing her too. Such dramatic acceptance speech!

Right? In this day and age, so many parents will make excuses for their kids, or think, “My child could never do such a thing, bla, bla, bla..”. I’m glad they did the right thing.