Yes, but it seems to be perfectly acceptable to drink a 5th of Jack Daniels and take some Percocets or whatever and go to work still drunk....but lordy, the Devil’s Lettuce! We need to keep it illegal.

Fuuuck no. I could hardly understand what she was talking about...and her voice. Jesusgod.

This looks really bad.

They do that now. To be ironic.

They’re really good.

Is that a rifle sling on her shoulder? lol!

And a Buck Ofama bumpersticker.

Or as I like to call them: donor cycles

Why?

Dis makes my neck hurt.

Damn, today sure seems like asshole day and I’m not even a quarter of the way through my workday.

Can we stop talking about these people? Who gives a fuck.

I would never tire of punching this face.

Ergh. Awful.

Who makes this fabulous shade? lol!

Well my dear, you have failed spectacularly.

Men who live in their parents’ basements are excellent at trolling and knowing nothing about reproductive biology.

Meh. Tonight I’m gonna go home and throw $60 in the woodstove.

Or a man to be very good at understanding the female reproductive system. Amirite?

Can I keep it in my freezer instead?