Thanks! This made my day!!

No judgement here! Comfort is comfort.

What in the fuck does this have to do with Hillary Clinton? Jesus Christ.

The clerk at the Circle K is rocking this right now.

dafuq?

What I’m wearing today.

Gaaaaah!

The fucking irony here.

ba da dum!

sounds downright porn-y

Fuck you troll. Get stepping back down to your mommy’s basement.

It’s affordable by U.S. standards, but not when compared with my income. But hey, things could be worse.

Well, it’s pretty nice...and you know that shit isn’t made of rhinestones and glass (which makes it even better).

Good for him (and that’s a genuine compliment)! It’s good for the kids when parents take their financial obligations seriously.

How so?

I know, right? And that’s if I get any at all. Grrr.

Tell me about it; it pays for one week of daycare. You only get as much justice as you can afford....

Good for her. Only $64,850 more than I get for child support.

Well, at least those whose incomes depend upon forest fires might be in good shape come summer.

dis bra ugly af