So beautiful!

gorgeous!

Thank goodness. I was worried about all of the worrying that I do.

rawr!

flavor savor

ow

Why?

No.

Nice look Colonel Sanders

Right? Wrap that shit up...and ladies, c’mon, his track record as a dad isn’t the greatest.

‘Merica.

Assholes.

What the fuckity fucking fuck?

Good.

Oh shit, they would never find his body...

Wow, girls got a “sweetheart dance” and boys get STEM night. M’kay.

Vanderpump...I giggle every time I see this name.

I’m happy to give, as long as I receive; hell, I’ll even be very specific and show you how to get me off. No oral is a deal breaker for me. After 20+ years of sex with men- and one bona fide orgasm with one of them-I’m done pretending that I’m satisfied without one.

can we also talk about the decorative shell soaps?

Um, wow. I hope I don’t get fired now.