ouch.

Ew.

Paul Ryan is a Grade A douche hypocrite.

Kinda need to be when you’re a parent. Lol. Also, I would be too if I didn’t have the drug test thing to deal with (and I freaking live in CO).

“Cum for me”. lol! Yeah, thanks a lot porn! It takes me forever to have an orgasm on a good day, with a vibrator...I feel so bad for any man who thinks it’s just that easy.

See, I would ask first. It’s weird not to.

I was just talking about this with a friend. We’re both in our 40s and wasted so much time worrying about trying to please our partners (we’re both hetero women) that we neglected our needs. My little bit of advice is to make sure that you’re getting what you need from your partner and ask for it! Make sure you’re on…

Also, there’s a guy on there talking about a capybara costume. wtf?

I saw this earlier today. These pathetic losers...I just want to look them up and troll the shit out of their facebook pages.

Yeah, sorry, you don’t get a pass for this kind of bullshit just because you’re 19.

Dude, I’m sitting here at my desk cracking up. She looks like something out of Blade Runner.

wtf, lol!

How many rabbits had to die for this?

I had this jacket in 4th grade. Everyone made fun of me.

I’m all for time outs. However, time outs in my house happen in a plain chair facing a wall.

Some just have too much goddamn money!

pretty much

I couldn’t think of a worse place to have sex. Except maybe a port-a-john.

Such a weird and creepy picture of all of them.

How nice to be grateful to get paid at all...but still.