Zen master!

My ex had been cheating on me with his co-worker. I rebounded with an even bigger asshole and then had his baby. My kiddo the best part of a really crappy 5 years.

Fuuuuk! I wish I would have thought of this.

Your hair is amazing.

This is amazing, but you also look amazing without makeup. Also, hello freckles!!

What were here ACT scores?

Have never been able to wear these, even when I was 12.

Horrendous.

Dude, you know it’s not. And it sure doesn’t taste like it.

Like in those gum ball machines at the grocery store!

The only way I ever received BC pills for free was to go to county health; they handed me a bag of 12 months’ worth of pills. That program was a god send.

I know someone named Cersei!

Jesus. This is horrible. I hope that you’re doing okay now and that you’re safe.

No, not your dad’s picture! Ask her for mine.

What kind?

Your mom has it.

What a turdface

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I agree. As for Hillary Clinton; I’m not on board with her.

Didn’t the guy threaten to murder himself? aka suicide.