These ads are tired AF!

It's either duckface, or the weird, Jayden esque "huh" expression.

Halp. I z confused.

enough with the injectables, girl

I listened one of his stories; so cool!

Did any of her dogs hump these?

That nail color!

"this sick beat" trademarked? So lame.

I suspect that it's an aesthetic thing; everyone has their turnoffs. For me, a mattress on the floor conjures up visions of a nasty, stained mattress, beercans, dirty carpet, etc.

I just really take offence that this a a "problem". Second, don't let the statistics scare you; I got pregnant at 37 no problem the second month of trying. While this might not be the case for everyone, going through early menopause isn't either. Also, we don't necessarily need to have a relationship to have a kid…

Is this a fucking joke? Anyway, I'm sure glad the ghetto hottie from Detroit was taught manners by her grandmother. I mean, it's pretty amazing when you run into colored with manners, amirite? You sound like a total dick.

I think the real deal breaker is being an asshole. With bad credit.

With no sheets on it, or the fitted sheet all jacked up. No thanks.

Jesus Christ. Try dating in your 40s and you're a single parent; it sucks. My experience, even with people in my age, is this: small talk, wanna see my dick? or after one date, let's fuck, or be friends with benefits. I'd like to find a relationship, but I've given up on the online thing. I'm going to take my chances…

Steven Soderbergh.

You in danger girl. Better hire a professional screenwriter.

Today. Especially after reading the story about 85 year old woman who is being evicted from her apartment.

God, the irony of this situation. That poor woman.

Yes, it's screaming for conditioner.

I just tell people that I'm an oreo. Seems to work.