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Nothing like using black people as props...

or if you butcher your own meat. Weird how I can shoot something (and feel bad about it) but not boil a lobster.

That's horrible. I sure hope that things are better for you these days.

Yeah, my now ex-husband used to "go fishing" wish a woman he worked with. Granted, they both worked for an outfitter guide but...one night he came home reeking of perfume (I don't wear any). When I asked him about it, he told me that his office mate, and fishing buddy, sprayed it around the office. Yeah. It took

What are Casper mattresses?

Dead behind the eyes.

You can comment on what you think causes divorce, but you best be married or divorced. You feel me Eva?

Why the fuck would he call her a slut? Why does anyone call anyone a slut, much less a 14 year old child.

Well, I'm just glad that this isn't the post for eggplant Friday.

That's why I had to write it! It's almost too horrible to contemplate.

He tucked it? Has a micro penis? Dunno.

Sweatpants? For amateurs! I wear no pants once I get home from work!

And then comes the teaching of the oral pleasuring.

Assholes cause divorce.

More weird shit courtesy of the male gaze.

That is totally an armpit merkin!

I think it might have been sarcasm!

wow.

That guy looks like Victor Newman, that son of a bitch!

I think "freak" is putting in mildly. She sounds seriously disturbed.