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Gay! And cute!!

Got these at the police supply store.

Ken Doll

My favorite haircut ever but so hard to keep.

Too "mature" of a dress and too plain. Sorry, girl.

haha nerd!

Um, the leg band on the falcon?

Punk ass...all he needs is a fedora

F-ing hate those Anarchy in the Monarchy or whatever ads. Also, these kids today are exhausting with their earnestness.

Lol.

A study brought to you by the University of No Shit....

the car looked like it had been driven through bukkake pornography. I die at my desk from laughing so hard!

He looks pretty shiny.

Dammit, you beat me to it!!

And the Blueballs nail color!

That ring is basic af.

Am I treating it as an anomaly rather than a normal part of life? AKA, where do babies come from?

So pretty!

Wow!

Wow, haven't see Julia Roberts in the tabloids lately.