Exactly. And even as an action game it's not as good as God of War. Kratos moves far more responsively, than Gabriel has ever done. Gabriel is stiff and clunky and feels like he weighs 500 pounds.

That's a bold statement right there... Especially when most of the hardcore Castlevania fans loathe Lords of Shadow.

Hahaha, you're right; he's friggin' Killer Croc!! Now I'll ALWAYS see him as Killer Croc! :P

I want this movie to be good. But I have a feeling I'm gonna walk out of the movie theater severely disappointed... :(

That... was... FANTASTIC. I was eating a burrito while watching the video and literally almost choked!

Those afterthought peripherals are always a terrible idea.

Bet you were really into Saturn games back then, huh? :P

I've never met anyone who knew someone who owned a Saturn. The console was just never really marketed much. But then again, poor marketing is a classic Sega mistake.

It never did it for me. The setting was as unappealing as they come (in my opinion). The story was dull, as were the environments. Even the Chimera never looked as cool, or as iconic as the Helghast. And the actual shooting was boring as hell. This always seemed to me like Sony trying desperately hard to churn out a…

Jenna Jameson appeared in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, as a pornstar named ''Candi Suxx,'' or something along those lines. Tera Patrick and Sasha Grey were in Saints Row 2, and Saints Row 3, respectively.

Am I? That's a fascinating! Tell me more.

Again: cool story, bro.

Mr. Fish, do release this on Steam as soon as you can. Pretty fucking please with cheese on top.

It's always something sweet, like chocolate. And even when I'm not eating something, I have a hot cup of tea next to me during my nightly gaming sessions.

Cool story, bro.

Hopefully this will shut up all the morons saying social and mobile gaming are the only future gaming has.

I love JRPGs. Infinitely more than anything made in the West. But those names. God, those names...

The only reason I stopped smashing my controllers against the wall in anger is because they got expensive for this generation. $45 a pop was the best anger management therapy money could literally buy.

Excellent news! Okami was easily one of the PS2's top 5 games. The gameplay was engaging and innovative, the art direction was breath-taking and the story was simply majestic. I wish they released this on a Blu-ray disc, though; that would be a day-one purchase!

Fully agreed, my friend. I wish they sold this HD re-release on a disc!