This is the one game from Project Rainfall (is that what it was called?) I really wanted to see brought over here and it's the only one that's still not coming here... fml.

I blame poor sales on that stupid name it has. I always saw articles about it and never once cared to even glance at them, because that name sounded way too dull. Then one day I saw a buddy looking at the review on GameTrailers and couldn't believe a game with such a boring title could look that exciting, lol.

Oh, man. What movie was that from? Dammit, I have it on the tip of my tongue! It's definitely a Chris Farley line, if I remember correctly.

I still have a copy of the Xbox version of Shenmue II. Unfortunately, I sold my Xbox and never bought a 360, lol.

Wow, those are some pretty badass ideas, actually. Peter Molyneux should learn a thing, or two from this guy.

Consoles aren't dying. Consumers may now have new types of devices to game on, but that doesn't mean they'll replace consoles. But tabloid articles like this get many hits, i guess. Or maybe Apple is telling Kotaku to post this kind of shit constantly, since it's so blatantly obvious that the entire Gawker network is…

People are stupid, gullible and desperate attention whores. Apple has momentum. Nothing more.

A primarily PC-focused games designer talking about the future doom of consoles. Yeah...

I really hope this includes Shenmue II as well.

Who's Lilly? Do you love her? Go get her, tiger!

Wow, these are all really, REALLY good!

Oh... Right... Me too.

Somebody star this man right now, please.

Oh, boy. Here comes the nerd rage.

I know, right? I wish I could hold out that long!

Actually, you DO seem like a fucking idiot, after all. You don't seem to know how to write simple sentences. Here, let's take a look:

You've piqued my interest, friend. How may I get a hold of these Origin-free options?

Um, but I WAS going to buy ME3. Then I saw this day-one DLC bullshit and was massively turned off by it. Well, it was pretty much the PS3 version's framerate issue what ultimately made me not buy it.

Did you even read the article? Or are you one of those people who comment based solely on the title of the article? I'm guessing you're the latter, since the article explains how it's only one of the characters.

Exactly. By the way, you missed a comma. ;)