Oh, wow. I think I love you. I feel the same way!

Who cares. Steve Jobs was an asshole. And there are plenty of things going on right now which are more important than this...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, man. I haven't laughed this hard in a looong time. Thank you, sir!

Are you fucking kidding me?

And don't forget to throw in that social and cloud gaming are the answer to these problems, too.

I'd guess that Microsoft paid money to Capcom in a desperate attempt to drive sales of the Xbox 360 in Japan with... a demo. Nah, that would just be insanely stupid. Right?

I hated it, because I don't really like anything from it other than the combat system.

Shigeru Miyamoto is really something. He is, I think, the only game designer who is universally loved by gamers. Gamers are a bitchy and whiny community who like to hate on any successful designer simply because their games are famous. But I've yet to encounter one who dares badmouth Miyamoto. Tim Schafer might be…

Dear whiny little bitch:

You're forgetting Skyrimjob. Also, the DLC for Call of Booty, which was called Modern Whorefest. And Ass-Asian's Creed.

Wow, you're a dick. I mean, it's an homage a fan made. Stop criticizing it by saying how wrong it is, simply because you didn't like the way Ganon looked. I get that you're probably trying to throw in a few ideas of your own, but Jesus Christ, find a better way to do it. Or post a trailer made by you that looks as…

Please, Nintendo. PLEASE.

Well, considering the time it took them to get it out, it's not surprising...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Wow... that Notch fella really seems to be an asshole, huh?

Hundreds of years worth of debate and Morgan Freeman somehow managed to sum it up and give the answer to it all in less than a minute. I love you, Lucius Fox!

They'd hire a professional translator, instead of relying on the community. And if it still were to happen, then that would be hilarious.

Wiintendo 64.

Get green mushrooms via DLC on every Mario game from now on!

No. Shame on you for saying something so horrible.