Now I understand why Peyton Manning is a spokesperson!

Please try Diet Pepsi/Pepsi Max with Deep Eddy Lemon

Anybody know if they still have that “Saltiest cracker in the box” sweatshirt?

Anybody know if they still have that “Saltiest cracker in the box” sweatshirt?

+1 Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu

The cake is a lie. There is only shit. They’re going to tell us to eat shit.

Your former boss is some kind of goddamned monster.

Hot take: Butterfinger Cups > Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. FIGHT ME!

“Ew, the humanity.”

I believe it’s called a refractory period.

Misread as, “the itis.” Could work either way

+10-second runoff

+1 Username-comment synergy

He said Browns fan, not Bills fan.

And a partridge in a pear tree!!!

Awww! And I thought it was the mulled wine warming the cockles of my heart. Thank you, and please accept my wishes that 2018 offers you nothing but the best!😊

Holy...

Thank you for that link! Allow me to paraphrase an 80's hit by The Cutting Crew, “(I just) died in your comments tonight. Must’ve been something you recommended.”

Thanks! Happy New Year!

I was going to say Dimitri, but potato-potato.