Whoosh? The sonic boom shook the windows at my office.

I think those are lyrics from one of John Entwhistle’s solo projects, so TECHNICALLY not really The Who. Nice try though.

If we’re posting Parks & Rec gifs, this one seems especially apropos to this thread:

Commentariat: “We’re pedantic AF.”

“...fighting to the death over scraps of Twitter beef.”

Poe reminds Leia of Han.

I’m so tired of this mess. I wish they could just ban “loaf’s” IP address. We need an Unleavening!!

+30 (for 30)

This is what I was thinking. Everyone is clamoring that this is where the tide turns (Alabama, so pun intended, I guess?). Just like how we got Dolt 45, all those abstainers will come up for air in 2020 because they got tired of holding their noses.

LOL at the local news last night. “Jones is celebrating his victory. While Moore hasn’t conceded, he’s asking his supporters to continue to pray.”

Scott: “I have season tickets for the Bears....”

*A bell rang from him as soon as she said the word White.

Seconded! (Not just because I live in Texas, either)

B-b-b-but what if CNN’s hosts ACTUALLY said that to these people? How would they fill air time? Would Wolf Blitzer start shilling for Big Bullion, a la William Devane?

“All the phone lines are lit up, Mr. Jones.”

His name is Karl Malden & he died in 2009.

+1 Hansel

$3.99/lb. for mahi-mahi?! That’s the real takeaway here!

Take me home, country road

+1 flat earth society membership