“Pardon me, but do you have any Pepto-Bismol?”

Not sure if yesterday’s leftovers or this story is what’s making me queasy right now.

No, speaking as a man, it is EVERY man. Sorry for mansplaining

Damnit. Can you wait until I’ve at least half-digested the 2 pounds of turducken I plan to ram down my craw in Thursday?

Hubris can’t melt steel beams.

Initially, that is what put me off Leslie Jones. The first time I remember seeing her on SNL was Weekend Update and just remembered being really unsettled by what was going on. HOWEVER, seeing more of her work and that she is truly funny outside of those bits, I’m 100% Team Lesdoggg.

I am here for this! Tiffany is my current celebrity crush. 😍😍😍

This is the REAL scandal!

+1 Peyronie’s disease

Heh-heh. “Rigidly”

Back in the day, we called it a Jimmy-hat, but potato, potato.

MF Doom has another joint dropping? Sweet!

Calling clickbait on this headline. Thought y’all had the scoop on Russia Investigation.

Came here for this. Glad I stayed.

+1 from column A & 1 from column B

This is the best Kinja that ever Kinja’d.

This! ALL. DAMN. DAY.

¡Kinja muy, muy excelente!

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