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I Left My Fucks in San Francisco
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Lean Cuisine? Mmmm...

“When reality is I am just printing off sheets of paper in an Old Navy sweater that has yogurt on it from earlier, with yesterdays hair in a low bun and red lip stick stains from yesterday.”

“But...can you have sex with it?”

+1 Franklin Bluth witness testimony

+1 To the moon

Obligatory:

+1 the Lord’s work

“future martial arguments.”

That’s what I find most unsettling. Like, her whole account was that he was being a racist douchebag, he “tries” to apologize and tops it off with an incorrect hashtag which could be further construed as negative stereotyping. Tobias, just stop already.

+1 Bananaphone

Great write-up, Kayla. Keep asking questions. I hope we see more of your work in the future.

Too bad she’ll be cancelled by Christmas - Kirk Cameron could use an appearance fee right about now.

So good

Kimberly Guilfoyle (sp?) should count her blessings.

+1 fontanelle

& he couldn’t even put out for a “classy” brand like Bounty or Brawny. This f-cker & his Dollar General nonsense.

Clutch comment. I hope that this is liked enough that you can steer your way clear of the grays.

  • Megyn Kelly said, “And they’re all made in America.”