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Politics has got to be the only profession where lack of experience is supposed to be a virtue.  Imagine going to a doctor and being told “Oh, I’m not one of those AMA insiders.”

Video Game Characters from Street Fighter hence I assume STREE OVERLORD


GRANDPA 

I don’t care what he thinks. This is not the Matrix.

I wonder if the rapture happened in 2016 and this is our hell....

Welp, trump is now trying to cover up this part of the story by claiming the pm of Denmark was nasty (there’s that word - reserved for powerful women - , I saw it and said “the pm must be a woman” and sure enough) to not just him, but the entire United States, by calling his comments about BUYING ANOTHER COU TRY

A few years ago, a friend of mine threw a 30th birthday party for her husband, complete with a bunch of gag gifts from people. Including a bunch of gas station dick pills. As the party progressed- and I continued to get drunk- another friend and I started taking them. I probably had 5-10. He took at least that many.

So I have a story.  A local gas station had sketchy ass dick pills for ages but one day brought in the topper.  Something from Thailand called STREE OVERLORD that had an incredibly graphic illustration of Ryu fucking Chun Li.  Like, it took pains to show his dick and balls in mid penetration.  Graphic.  So I tried to

First off. Fucking EWW GOTDAMNIT.

No. We don’t need to replace the dangerous nutcase with a “delightful”kook.  Barack Obama , a constitutional law professor, Senator, community organizer was supposedly unqualified, now she who holds crystals and mediates is supposed to get a pass? No.

Obama should get Trump’s travel plans and follow him everywhere. Just troll the fuck out of him until the election. Hands down the best plan. I’ll donate to this PAC every payday.

Holy colonizing shit! Leave it to one crazy white dude to appoint another crazy white dude the king of the Jews.

“Let’s just say it works for me. I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, I mean, I do. That’s why I take Viagra. But once I take it, I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, no physical problem. I have been accused of being an emotionally distant and selfish lover.”

tRump is laying the foundation for his 2020 loss, the subsequent declaration the election was rigged and the Russian-influenced ‘groundswell’ of his evangelical base and other whites announcement that he is anointed by God, therefore, will become President For Life. Oh and both the U.S. and Russia will become a

I’m just happy he’s not on the Giants anymore. What a dill.

Interesting that Conservatives like Root would accuse Democrats of bowing before Obama, as if he was our “Lord and Savior”, and is now literally doing the same thing for Trump. But serious. Because Religion.

Strickland also managed to step on a number of rakes on his way to the dugout.

Georgia, your infant mortality rate is in the top ten in the country (7.2 per 1000 births). Your preterm birth rate is fourth. Your low birth weight is fourth.

Good question, because as far as I can tell, there is no such thing as an unborn child.  There are fetuses and there are children.

With the pot at an abortion rave. Duh.