Aren’t we about 10 years past giving a hoot about celebrity sex tapes? I mean, okay, if the story were about Tom Brady blackmailing Eli Manning for Giants plays with a sex tape depicting Manning getting bottomed by an intersexed, underage, undocumented, little person, I could see it meriting a paragraph of all caps...

I thought europeans were more enlightened about sex than prudish Americans. Why is a sex tape a scandal?

I originally just assumed this was just French dudes doing French bro stuff. But nonetheless, leave it to the French National Team to have this linger over them right before a major tournament.

How about Bugsy Mogues?

“The retired defender had gone through a similar situation himself earlier..”

I think the reason this hasn’t caught on as much in the mainstream American media is the lack of a catchy nickname. Tapegate? Benzegahzi? Those just don’t cut it.

Nah, that’s Mikey Friends you’re thinking of. Tyson Chandler wrote hard-bitten crime noir novels set against the backdrop of Los Angeles’ booming chicken farming industry in the 1940s.

The retired defender had gone through a similar situation himself earlier; approached by blackmailers who had procured a sextape of his, Cissé paid them off, which prevented the tape from ever leaking.

The sex tape has already been leaked. It’s pretty shocking:

Cisse isnt a retired defender. He was also a “goal getter”

Cisse was a striker Billy, certainly not a defender

Actually, I am surprised you found this post to pose your question, how did you even see it between the “clean a dirty coffee roaster” and the “elite Silver Lake pre-school” sports related posts on the front page?

If I can make fun of a guy who is himself known for tormenting Valbuena for his size I will.

If you can make fun of a guy who was disfigured by a car accident as a child, you have to!

Zenati: I also have a sextape featuring Ribery.

Lol @ elite. I know where this preschool is located. It’s right by that middle school Thomas Starr King and Gelson’s. I live right by there (in the Los Feliz neighborhood) and did not realize the neighborhood was considered “ultra hip.” Silverlake, East Hollywood, and Los Feliz are going through major homeless people…

The best I can say is this. When you get monied entitled parents together, forget it. Everything you can imagine about non-vaccinated vegan kids who have three nannies is true. I have seen celeb parents too fucked up to recognize thier kids. Parents who refuse to acknowledge their children’s diagnoses because they…

Please do not show up on the first day of school, smile to my face, then gossip behind my back and expect me to take care of your child each day.

Amen - and thank you for listing NAEYC as a resource. You know what I want to know about? I want to know who’s advocating for higher pay for child care workers. I want to give them my money. I’m familiar only with National Women’s Law Center.

Time after time, it has been proven that a) childcare/preschool cannot be for profit, b) the person in charge must be a fully qualified Early Childhood Educator. Would you allow your child to attend an elementary school where the principle has no classroom experience, no training in education, but a master’s degree in…