I give the phone to my kids and let them do whatever.

you guys are both dicks; someone buys you beer you say thanks and drink it.

I wanna work where you work...

Saw this flash by live yesterday for a split section and wondered if that was really what I saw. But instead of rewinding, I just said, “if it was the bird I’ll see it on Deadspin tomorrow.”

no, the Olympics. 1984

Football, society where purposely smacking a skull is viewed as less of an offense than smoking weed.

Remember the wave in the Rose Bowl at the ‘84 gold medal soccer match (France 2 - Brazil 0). 100K+ doing two waves in opposite directions for 20 freaking minutes. It was pretty cool.

Brady is a butt’s hole! (son’s pronunciation)

AND I’M THE ONE WHO THREW HUMAN SHIT ON YOUR CAR BACK IN ‘08-’11. Love the multi-year window!

no, rather it’s “PHEW”!

I will always be better than basically everybody on this planet. Jiz-elle divorce will make him look good too because he’ll end up w/Ben Affleck and all will swoon...

Garrapolo’s wife is happiest person on planet!

Now, awa...you know that cannot be true. You’ve NEVER seen anyone at ANY sporting event pick up their trash? What “sporting” events do you attend? WWE? Monster Truck Derbies? Speedway? SEC football?

the thing is, he probably doesn’t qualify it as hate speech. That’s why these jokers keep getting in trouble. They hang around other d-bags who think the same way, so it loses its “hate” connotation.

would that be so surprising? Glad you’re looking for reasoning to throw trash on the floor ANYWHERE! slob...

Right, but...you’re implying we’re running the court w/’em. We keep a big under each basket the whole game. We keep one on “d” and one on “o” the whole game. One dude runs back and forth, and we sub him every 45 seconds w/another. We’ve game planned it. I think we win a 36 minute game 38-16

I love the south up in arms about their way of life being trashed so. I would feel sorry for them a bit if it all weren’t so damn true. The south:

Saw a funny billboard down in FL though: Your wife is so HOT...fix the A/C.

But she has a gun, Volstummy. I love the random Maryland jab. Maryland to the NE is like Missouri to the South.

It’s just an excuse to be a pig. I want to pick that guy up and hold him upside down over a shit-filled toilet and dip him a few times while the cleaning crew gets to pick between (1) flushing the toilet (2) pissing on his upside-down ass (3) rubbing shit in his eyes or (4) waterboarding him w/80 ozs of DIET coke.