illprime
Illegitimus Prime
illprime

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

How is it a production car if they haven’t produced nor sold any?

Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Just another bad apple I suppose:

Can we still be fronds?

What a releaf! This is going to be unbeleafably mean looking and I’m glad they branched out since the last one certainly did leave a lot to be desired.

“We can tell it’s you, Mr. Vice President, you’re just wearing sunglasses.”

So committed to being retro that they even made the price $19.96 on Steam.

Dragging someone like that can cause serious damage to their arm and shoulder. That right there is child abuse. There’s a reason a fellow teacher took the picture, immediately reported the incident, and the school immediately fired her.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

From the link about growth plates:

Looks like he wasn’t quite the traveling Salsman.

Woah, this is really cool! I’ll be the first to admit that sim racing is in my esports blind-spot, but I’m always happy to check this stuff out whenever I stumble across it. Gonna mark this down as a scene to keep an eye on.

At first I was all “What? This is beautiful. Look at that wonderful little Civic. Such a great little car. What a great family.”

Then IT CAME.

You know what works even better and relieving tinnitis?

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Hey, Honda, remember when your engineers were talking about plans for fixing what was wrong with the CRZ? You might want to give these people a call.