illprime
Illegitimus Prime
illprime

How soon will Oda start using the Repetitive Epic, the most elegant form of Cardassian storytelling?

Is this sarcasm?

Fortnite, Splatoon, Mario Tennis, Mario Kart, NBA, Doom, Minecraft, Rocket League are all frequently played online. 

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Well, if they made Dragonflies instead of Lawbreakers they wouldn’t be bankrupt.

A message to game developers..... STOP CHASING FADS. NO, YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT CALL OF DUTY, NO YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, NO YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT OVERWATCH, NO YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT MINECRAFT, NO YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT

Watching the Mac fan-boys grow more and more desperate in their excuses as to why a MacBook is still “better” makes me sad...

Backup save files and play retro games (that you own). It may allow for apps Nintendo hasn’t released for the Switch like for streaming services.

Yes. look to the Japanese scene where Daigo, Tokido, Bonchan and many others are very professional and friendly and never have acted this way.

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

Maybe a meeting with Molyneux could create an ouroboros of lies so unending we won’t hear from either ever again?

and I think that it goes without saying that mambo dogface to the banana patch.

She certainly affects me less than a relentless AVClub troll who turns every fucking comment thread into a shitshow with his performative wokeness.

Yes.

Sounds like Mr. Kazemi can’t drive.

actually it was EA.

This kind of response could only come from someone who has never dealt with an addiction of their own—or either does not know any addicts, or has no empathy for them whatsoever because, “It’s easy for me, so it should be easy for you.”

If that’s your thought process, then I ask you: should things that are easy for

Seriously, fuck EA. Not only did they ruin this game with loot crates, but they’ll straight up lie to our faces.

You can’t have cosmetics they said, you’d mess with the canon they said...