This is a gratuitously bad take.

I do not understand how someone could get physical pain playing an N64 controller. Like, maybe if their hands were too big and rubbed up against the side prongs, but otherwise I dunno. Did you try and grab the analog stick while gripping the left prong? If so, why? There’s no trigger button on the left prong, only the…

They weren’t pushed to release it early, they set the original release date themselves, and then pushed it back almost a year. This was solely on CDPR’s management.

You are looking at it with 2021 eyes. It’s kinda easy to say “meh” now when gamepad design had 25 more years to evolve.

“...I played on a standard PS4...”

Review says it was played on PS4.

Fuck the United States armed services. I get that the rank and file don’t want to answer for war crimes but these canned responses are disgusting, particularly in how they try to re-position those questions as attacks on them. Our army is massive and massively overfunded, they have no place playing the victim in that…

Get out.

(Chris Person who ran Highlight Reel was laid off because fuck how this place is run by these blood sucking jack asses.)

I find it ironic that people that are supposed to like video games insist on dumping on AC Unity, which is easily the apex of the series, the last moment before it became an inferior witcher knockoff with dull side quests, a giant empty expanse, and enemies that took at least 500 smacks with a dull weapon to kill.

Why does she need to speak English, did she randomly go to you and speak at you in Spanish for no reason and record herself doing it for her followers?

If anything, they will literally advertise and say that he is training to take down brown people from other countries and YOU SHOULD TOO.

Uguy is the Xbox and Nintendo designs.

Uguy is the Xbox and Nintendo designs.

It is the most hilariously overdesigned piece of console tech I’ve ever seen and I am HERE for it. It’s like if Audi made a console. It’s like if Frank Lloyd Wright took a stab at an Apple product. The fucking thing has FINS for crying out loud! The only way it looks even more ridiculous is if it could do 0-60 in 9…

Fuck this headline. I love it.

Exactly. This is such an obvious double-edged sword I kind of can’t believe how many people and sites are gushing about it.

I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist.