The Stratus was in the British Touring Car Championship.

China, stick to sports.

almost got recast as Oracle

Sex is part of culture. Sex games are part of gaming culture. It fits perfectly within the themes of the website. People like you, especially now a days, need to learn to ignore things you have no interest in, instead of trying to ruin it for everyone else who do enjoy those articles. Move on. It's not offensive, and…

But does Verlander still win the Cy Young? 

I am sure their local Bar association would be interested to know about that call.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

“Replacing Slayer as the car’s main sponsor is PODS...”

But...

Oh God.

Congrats on the COTD. I like this comment. And for that, I shall give you this selection of awesome hamburgers:

In his defense, the officer was probably just on edge from being surrounded by so many giant, successful, black men.

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

So he built a Ridgeline? 

When’s his first day at Jalopnik?

Tell me about your experience owning an Alfa, beyond reading an article about one Quadrifoglio.

It’s almost like a Mad Libs.

Aren’t air springs like a couple hundred bucks?

Thing is they had been setting up The Ten Rings as a terrorist organisation for the first two movies, they had what seemed to be real goals and real power. For it all to be washed away with a “Hey that was all Killains doing” just felt off. 

The Mandarin twist was about the only thing saving this crapfest.