Sorry, Kentucky, we don’t even care when your high school kids are mowed down by a gun, you think a Pong-grained video of a dunk will break our attentional carapace?

Was that filmed with a toaster?

I haven’t been this excited to see a pixelated blue square leap over a red one since the first time I played the Atari 2600.

For all I know, the kid he dunked over could’ve been Bigfoot or one of the guys from the grassy knoll.

:45 Your GoPro appears to get an erection, that is a seriously seductive sound.

These motors are pretty bullet proof as long as you take care of the head bolt issue. They get to 100K with no issues and can go even more. Great motors.

Legendary engine and sound, I miss mine. So much fun to drive even bone stock. Love that CF diffuser too.

so much better...

This is 1,000x better. Thank you. I’m just going to listen to these videos all day.

can confirm, way better as NA

This is vastly superior

I had one for almost 5 years, put around 50k miles on it, had close to 110k when I sold it. Maintenance was just a bit more than my old 3-series (not M3), except the tires. The rear tires have to be replaced every 10k or so because they wear so quickly.

We had a MY2014 and there’s just something so right with the old N/A that I can’t seem to get into the new 4.0 at all. What’s weird is that I think I might have liked my recent rental Charger R/T more than the new C63. I liked Mercedes more when they played the “my engine is bigger than yours” game.

Real Carbon Fiber diffuser or wrap? I see the carbon fiber diffuser is different, but I am still curious.

Yep, that’s way better. The Turbo above is more muffled under throttle without the peakiness you get in the N/A car. The turbo also has stupidly artificial-sounding pops, almost like they exaggerated them to make up for the lack of on-throttle staccato.

Oh my, you have to put a NSFW warning on that! Now I’m just very awkwardly aroused at my desk.

Needs moar popping bubble wrap sound.

Do you still have this? If so how many miles and whats the maintenance like?

False. Here was my 2010 C63. Stock and not stock.

Hell, even in planes, autopilot doesn’t mean “no input necessary”. There’s a reason you don’t see the pilots hanging out with the passengers playing Angry Birds during a flight.