I still think the SRT, final-boss version was pretty good looking.

Its a minor refresh if that.

Houston has the second biggest port in the US and top ten in the world. We bitch about traffic, have to deal with hurricanes, flooding, miserable heat, all that shit, but we don’t write self-aggrandizing articles like this that are, in essence, an internet non-sequitur.

And how many of them rent cars and drive in NYC?

I hope you realize that 99% of the driving public in the US and elsewhere don’t give a flying $hit about driving in New York city. It has no relevance to anyone more than 100 miles beyond New York. You know, where the rest of us live.

• HEAVY PILE OF CDS FELL ON PENIS

If it is a bar graph, then the y axis is the ratio of hype to minutes played.

In the name of short people everywhere, Altuve would fuck you up. All Hail the Munchkin King, you fucking overgrown primates.

What’s your wingspan?

I voted Mad Pooper as well, but secretly hope she winds up at #2.

I can’t disagree with this take strongly enough. As long as Keenum is playing capably and the Vikings are winning, you can’t risk cratering the season by going back to a guy who hasn’t taken a meaningful snap in almost two full years. If Bradford hadn’t gotten hurt and was putting up the exact same numbers and W-L…

Build date 4/20/2016

+9mm

Ok but where was the proposal everyone was actually waiting for?

Man, shut the fuck up.

We here in Houston are perfectly happy with the thought of this World Championship keeping us feeling better about our situation for the next few years. I’m sorry our one bright spot this year bugs you so much.

Came here to say this:

Is this a bad time to remind Dodgers fans that their payroll is roughly twice that of the Astros?

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

“Verlander can’t go more than seven innings anymore”