Altuve is so fucking cool.

Yes, that’s rust on the rubber spare tire...

while having moral issues about black men kneeling for that stupid song while protesting inequality.

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

like human platters, if that makes sense.

I’m guessing most Raiders fans have eaten pets.

The answer is obvious.

In their defense, a little later they compared Altuve and Trout heads up and focused on WAR and OPS+, acknowledging that Trout’s OPS+ (196!) is inhuman.

As a fellow Texan, you are absolutely correct and this stubborness is hurting the people who need help the most. Also, fuck Dallas.

I’m pretty stoked about this. I know there are many many layers and nuances, but seeing these back yard enthusiasts apply their handiwork to an actual real world event makes me re-think some things.

Jalopnik: “We want fast ridiculous cars!”

Challenger/Charger Hellcats have trouble running below mid 11s stock because they simply don’t have the traction to launch anywhere near as hard as claimed unless you can work magic with your right foot. On a poor run it’s likely to see a 0-60 time way over 4 seconds instead of low 3s. Nose heavy RWD car with 707hp on…

If you don’t enjoy this vehicle you have a big poop in your pants

https://www.bmwusa.com/vehicles/m/m3.html

I have to think that the claims made here are at least close to being valid. I’ve got a 2014 SRT Jeep, rated for “mid 13s” in the 1/4 mile, and it consistently goes 12.8@104. I can only imagine that with ~240hp more, this will go at least a second faster in the 1/4.

I’m waiting for a customer to bring us one...

They play it at MMP during home games after Take Me Out To The Ballgame so I imagine they were trying to help the Astros feel more at home.

But, you know, go ahead and act like an asshole over this.

Incorrect. If you live in a FEMA-designated flood zone, inland or shoreline, your mortgage lender will require you to have flood insurance. Where you buy it from is up to you. FEMA-subsidized insurance plans are available to all who are required to have such insurance. Once your house is paid off, flood insurance…

Houstonians.

As I sit here, watching Blackhawks buzz my house and hearing the airboats pull people out of their homes in the neighborhood behind me, I will politely ask you to keep politics out of it until the event is over. So, next week sometime.