So THIS is his motivation?

He’s a flopper.

Lebron’s manhood is stuck in the same place as miserable commenters: in the grays.

If this is the image in your rear view, you’ve crashed... please call help as it looks like cars are just passing you by.

If this is the image in your rear view, you’ve crashed... please call help as it looks like cars are just passing…

If you own an older vehicle without a rear view camera, it probably means the visibility isn’t god awful.

If you own an older vehicle without a rear view camera, it probably means the visibility isn’t god awful.

This means that I leave you in the insanely capable hands of Patrick George...

Of course I’m talking out of my ass. I’M AN INTERNET COMMENTER WITH A HERPES JOKE FOR A HANDLE. And you said “didn’t really hire”, so was it part of the job description? Did they hire people to do it after the changes, or are those same writers responsible for approving comments? If it’s the latter, how has anything…

Is this the excuse Gawker management made to female employees that were assaulted with horrific images in comments they were tasked with reviewing?

And on top of all of that, Green is a fucking baby.

I’m a big fan on the response, “I can’t hear you , sorry”

Yeah, but if she just asked him to “talk about being a pussy-ass bitch” they’d let her into the press conferences.

The “I cant hear you, i’m sorry” fucking killed me. This woman can play on my softball team any day of the week.
Except Tuesdays and Thursdays as we dont play on those days.

I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure the flow chart points to her & her child’s next move is fighting a woman at Wal Mart.

He even walks to the locker room in ISO.

I’m looking forward to “Jason Drives Weird Cars,” “Orlove Tries to Drive the Baja Bug,” and “Patrick Stares Wistfully As Other Journos Do Test Drives”

The synergy between the thoughtful analysis in this post and the wonderful vine embedded that I’ve always had trouble to stop watching makes this one of my favorite comments to ever appear on Deadspin.

I just watched that kid say “Lebron James” at least 100 times. My toddlers wish they had that kind of quality time with me.

I feel like this will never get old. I must’ve watched that a bathousand times, and just when I thought I couldn’t laugh at it anymore, I hear him say it one more time and I crack up all over again

If only there was an island nation far away that would sell you a 2jz/6spd drivetrain for a much lower price.... if only.